Funny rude birthday card 40th 50th 60th 70th birthday for wife, mum , wife, grandmother/granny/grandma, or any female friend Wording: i thought these would be fun and practical. You can practise twirling and polish the floor at the same time. Image: nipple tassels / patties Getting old/aged/age/over the hill/grey. Amusing, humorous and fun. saggy boobs/breasts Blank inside for your personal message Handmade blank card printed on high quality card, complete with envelope. Content: 1 x card, 1 x envelope Size: 6 x 6 inches, 152 x 152 mm